How man is you play dota...best choice of girl..

打DOTA的男生是MM的择偶最佳选择原因如下：
(reason of best choice of girl is man who play dota)

1、强烈的事业心 (stong heart in their job)
他可以为自己的爱好付出一切精力。将来，他也一定会有自己热爱的事业。而且，男人最性感的时刻之一，就是他专心致志做事的时候。所以，找一个机会在他全神贯注玩DOTA的时候，从侧面好好观察他，你就会发现我说的话没错。

2、永不服输的精神 (willing heart to win)
俗话说，文无第一，武无第二。DOTA也是一项体育运动，每一个DOTAer都有过从被人踩到踩别人的经历，而且这个过程中的第一阶段——被踩，是一个相当漫长的时间段。如果没有不服输的精神，早就放弃了。所以，想要在玩DOTA的男性里找一个容易服输的人很难。游戏中如此，人生也如此，还是找个有骨气的男人比较好。

3、十分的绅士风度 (gentlement)
就算被人扁到心里全是眼泪，打完一局后还是要说GG(也就是good game/多多指教)，大不了明天再找回来。君子报仇，十年不晚。久而久之，DOTAer都会养成记吃不记打、谦虚谨慎的良好性格。这同样也是好老公的必备条件之一。

4、超长的耐心 ( very patient)
一个DOTAer，不一定每局都会一直比分领先，但他们会在局势落后的时候，全力寻找每一个可以翻盘的机会，这个时候就需要耐心。耐心的去调整心态，耐心的去打钱、GANK/甚至偷塔，然后再给对手致命一击。在你们的生活中，同样也会有不顺心的时候，所以选个有耐心的老公吧，然后两个人，永远以风平浪静的心态，去面对共同的人生。

5、超强的抗击打能力 (Ultra strong anti-strokes ability)
每一DOTAer一定都尝到过被对方魔法狂轰滥炸的感觉，而且不只是一次。那么，当他面对的不是冷冰冰的霜冻，而是充满爱意的小粉拳的时候，他同样也不会逃避，而是甘心情愿去选择做一个满脸笑容、老老实实的沙包。

6、非同一般的细心 (general care)
做为DOTAer，基本功之一就是在游戏中的观察对手的走位和行动，日复一日，年复一年，他的观察力绝对和福尔摩斯不相上下。同样和你在一起的时候，他不会忽略掉你的各种感受，包括你的一颦一笑，一举一动。你疲劳时，他会帮助你；你高兴时，他会和你一起享受快乐；你苦闷时，他会安慰你。呜呼，有老公如此，夫复何求！

7、超越常人的敏捷反应 (average man's agile response)
又是一项DOTAer的基本功，反射弧长的人同样不适合这项运动。选择终身伴侣，不一定非得要李连杰，成龙般的身手，但机灵点儿，总不会错吧。

to be continue........

One night stand (super funny)

One day, a man just wake up after he had a one night with a woman he meet at Disco last night.
Then the man talk to the woman.

Man : Hahahaha you are great! The best of all the women I had before!

Man : This is the picture of your husband?
Woman : No.

Man : Oh, then is it your boyfriend?
Woman : Also not.

Man : Then you must be mistress of this guy then.
Woman : You are real bad. Nolah.

Woman : Do you think he is handsome? Does he look like me?

Man : Oh, your brother?

Woman : That was me before I went to Korea for operation. Hehehehe

HAHAHA.. think before you wanna have one night stand.

Final end ... at home now......

Yes... finally i get home..
i have almost 3 month didn't go back my home since after Chinese New Year.
My University have no break between this period. make me home sick..
but now.. im at home now.. wakaka...
oh... my friends.. im back..
but you cant meet me also.. i have to go to KL for Industry training. (T.T)
miss you so much...

haiz..
cannot post something interest to you all..
Now at home is using 1515 (TMnet).
hard wanna upload photo or else..

歌词-->屋顶 （搞笑厨房篇）

if you can sing a chinese song - 屋顶
from Jacky Wu and Wen Nan.
If you can sing then u can follow the script given below..
it really " kanasai".. wakaka..
and if u want to listen this song then please leave your e-mail address to me.. i will e-mail to you...

—————————————————————————————————————————————男： 半夜睡不著覺　原來是巴豆腰 只好到廚房去吃一點東西
女： 睡夢中被吵醒　我還是不確定 廚房怎會有人在開冰箱的聲音 我悄悄出房門　帶著球棒過去 原來是剛才睡在我旁邊那個人
男： 那個人不就是每天幫我煮飯的人 我們都鬆了一口氣
男： 有麵線
女： 有麵線
男女： 還有二個「燒肉粽」(台語) Ｈｏ～Ｈｏ～
女： 再加上一點「豆油膏」(台語)
男： 再加上一點花生粉
女： 再把那麵線全部煮成一大碗
男：喔~~~~~煮成一大碗
男女： 吃飽這時刻　這一分一秒汗流不止
男： 胃開始糾結
女： 該不會是那「豆油膏」(台語)
男： 還是過期的花生粉
女： 快打電話去給那最近的醫院
男：喔~~~~最近的醫院
男女： 送醫這時刻　這一分一秒腹瀉不止
男： 臉開始糾結
男女： 今夜真倒霉 *****************************************
女： 剛才落屎是誰
男： 是我～
女： 讓你落屎是誰
男： 是妳～
女： 整車的便便氣味環繞在我倆的身邊
男：便便氣味環繞在我倆的身邊 女： 讓我害怕是誰　
男： 是我～
女： 讓你抓狂是誰
男： 是妳～
男女： 現在我很想找個地方躲一躲
男女： 嗚～～～～～～～————————————————————————————————

Unbelieveable !!! Human eat Human !!!!..

Can you believe this is happening??
Human eat human....
OH .. MY GOD..
Is this world still have moralities ??
That is just a baby... yak.....


You see that man still eat like so delicious..
What the @#%&!~#$....
The e-mail say that, this evil thing is happening at a country which start with a "J"
They eat the dead baby or fetuses..
Because this is a forward e-mail, i don't know that is real or not...
But this is not encourage to do it so...
Please don't join them..

lets we pray for the baby.......

special food in kelantan... i never try it before...

Me and my course mates went to Kelantan last month.. kaka...
first time i go there, one day a there.. see all the temple in kelantan..
Really more is thailand style...
The thing most in mind is the food call " Kao Jam"
one of my friend order it, because she have came before.
that food really so special that i cant use any word to describe it.. weird ?? not so weird also.. still can put in mouth..

That is "kao Jam" smell weird and taste still ok...
Can get it at temple..

Wah.. one more thing is the Coconut is so nice ....... so sweet and very tasty coconut.

The dish beside the coconut i forget the name, but it is so hot... inside got something like little prawn... it is sour also...

Release From HELL (final exam)

wakakakakakakaka........
Yeah... 3 paper is gone, last 2 more...
Heavy subjects no more..
Only less the Academic writing skill and kenegaraan...
Even final is not yet finish, but now is like holiday already.. haha
8 more day i can go back my hometown...
Wah... 3 month did not go home lo.... miss my home so much...
muack...... and Astro also... wakaka

Panda eyes after few day burning midnight oil.....

Final exam started...
start from 6 April... i already burn my midnight oil for few day... just sleep 2 to 3 hour a day, especially day before exam. Arrr... no no no.. is few hour before exam. haha...
Nevermind, my heavy subjects just left 1 only.. STOCHASTIC..
after that, i wanna sleep a whole day.. haha....


who can help me ??
Or you know any treatment for this??
please leave a message to me ...

R.A.H.M.A.N turn is finish. Who will be the Next Prime Minister of Malaysia... ??

Tunku Abdul Rahman(TAR) is the first Prime Minister(PM) of Malaysia.
God might already give us a signal, who will be the next PM after TAR.
The signal is from the name of TAR.
Let me show you this miracle.

1st PM - Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Alhaj

2nd PM - Tun Abdul Razak Bin Dato' Hussein

3rd PM - Tun Hussein Bin Dato' Onn

4th PM - Tun Dr. Mahathir Bin Mohamad

5th PM - YAB Dato Seri Abdullah Bin Haji Ahmad Badawi

6th PM - Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak

Have you see that the signal yet??

Ya.. is from the first alphabet of their name.

RAHMAN
Abdul
Hussein
Mahathir
Abdullah
Najib


believe it or not??
just believe it...
But the turn is finish.. Who will be the Next after Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak??
Turn Over again??
Haha.. we just wait and see..